What did Reed read? A. Read?

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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