- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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