Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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A lot eh?

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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