What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Massie is a fatass

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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