A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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