- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

No it doesnt..

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