Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Chris Bosh's neck

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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