- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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