- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Robin, get in the car, please.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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