Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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eat a hot dog

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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