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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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