Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Chris Bosh's neck

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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