what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

hey hey apple

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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