- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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