- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A jew enters a mall.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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