- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Women's rights

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

You know whats funny Aids

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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