- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Okay, after this one then...

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

if you don't like this you're gay

Good afternoon.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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