- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

a black man did not eat chicken.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Justin beiber's penis

You bumder!

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