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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whats brown and booky a book.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

what's black and can't swim?

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

u know whats a crime? rape

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.