- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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