- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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