- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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