- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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