Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

noah is a scrub jungle

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

they told me not to write here but i did

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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