- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

No soup for you!

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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