- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Homo say what?

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

A shark ate your mom

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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