A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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