What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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An anti-joke

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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