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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

I was watching Fox news.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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