- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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