Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What's round and orangey? An orange.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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