- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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