- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

THE GAME

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

I'm rick james bitch

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Bob Saget that is all

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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