- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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