- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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