- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Anthony sucks

Jack Stevens

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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