Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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I love pissing people off :P

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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