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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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