- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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