how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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The Princess is in another castle

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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