Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

No your aunties a joke

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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