- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

here's a joke... the american education society

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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