A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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A Fat Kenyan

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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