- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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