- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

I am a mime

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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