A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Rebecca Black's career.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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