- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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