How did the black person die? Of old age

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Grace Ackerson

What would u like to drink?

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

su algato es en fuego

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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