One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

LO AND BEHOLD!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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