God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

your mom is so stupid she got raped

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